I have a knack for getting girls off with my hands ...and by that I mean I can consistently parallel park on the first try, which apparently is the most attrac…
To Billy: I apologize for being mean to you when we were kids. . I had nothing against you. It was the influence of your older brother that made me such an ass…
My lesbian gf and I were supposed to be having a quiet night in, but quiet wasn't exactly what either of us had in mind. I was on the couch, scrolling through …
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Fuck toys, I'll take a cucumber any day to satisfy a particular craving that silicone just can't seem to grasp. Don't get me wrong, I have a whole drawer dedic…
I never pumped one out in a store. However I shot my wad during Spanish class in ninth grade. The reason I remember is because the teacher kept hovering close …
I have to admit something. It's a thrill I can't seem to shake. I like fingering myself in public stores. It's never about getting caught. That's too simple. I…
I like to jerk off in truck stop bathrooms because there's a raw, primal thrill to it. It's the cacophony of sounds that creates a backdrop of anonymous mascul…
I can't wait till summer so me and my gay friend can go camping and play with each other in the secluded woods where no one can hear us. We'll pitch our tent d…
Speaking of showers and fondling, my cousin and I would often shower together and jack each other off. This was when we were in junior high and constantly horn…
Me(f) and my two girlfriends like to turn our late-night wine nights into something much filthier. It starts with one of us pouring the chilled red wine across…