The Masturbational

I've been single for many years and have no intention of ever getting involved with another man.

I'm done with their drama, their bullshit, and their disappointing dicks. Instead, I've become completely addicted to my toys. I own a whole collection of thick realistic dildos, massive suction-cup monsters that I stick to the floor and ride like a whore, powerful vibrators, and even a fucking machine I use when I really want to get destroyed.

Almost every night I lock my door, lay out a towel, and fuck myself senseless. I love riding my biggest dildo while moaning like a slut, stretching my pussy wide open and pounding my cervix until I squirt all over the bed. Sometimes I put on porn, gag myself with a dildo, and double-penetrate both my holes until I'm shaking and drooling.

I cum harder and more times alone with my toys than I ever did with any man. And the best part? When I'm done, I don't have to cuddle, talk, or deal with anyone. Just clean my toys and go to sleep satisfied.

Men can stay in the past. My toys treat me better than any of them ever did.