okay so here's the thing. i have this one vibrator, the really good one, and i keep it in this fancy-looking box on my bookshelf. it's supposed to be for letters or whatever but it's the perfect size. anyway, sometimes when i have people over, i'll be standing in my living room, talking to them about work or whatever, and i'll see the box. and the secret isn't just that i use it, it's that i'll look at my friends, who are all smiling and clueless, and the only thing in my head is that i was literally just using that exact thing on myself like an hour ago. like, to the point where my legs were shaking. and i'll just be standing there nodding along to the conversation, feeling the ghost of it, and they have NO idea. sometimes i'll even touch the book next to the box while i'm talking to them and it's like my own dirty little secret. god it's such a rush.